Spam mail topics that almost tempted me

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Spam mail topics that almost tempted me

Postby Muppet » Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:22 am

In a moment of boredom, decided to actually look down the list of the hundreds of spam mails that get automatically partitioned off by one of my online accounts. Some of the topics were just so tempting to follow up on! Here they are (in no particular order), exactly as they appeared (e.g. spelling)

small banana is your disadvantage

make your banana GIANT!

Custodian's naked video

She wants to jump in your bed

enlarge your mail organ

3 tips to dirty dance into her pants

Slap and kiss and bang her hard

A key from her bedroom is in yuor pants

the next ghost, we'll let you stay on. And we'll make an awful good

Bend her over like Bekham

You look stupid in this video custodian! see yourself

was in sheep

Topics for humans

Your bazooka is set to rock

Greatest shagging tips of 2008

Look good in any pants


Now com on... who wouldn't be tempted to read some of them!
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Postby Rhayader » Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:55 pm

"Your bazooka is set to rock!!!" LOL that one was my favourite!

im also curious to see what sort of topics would be suitable for non-humans XD

i didnt understand the bekham one though.
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Postby Mori » Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:46 pm

"Bend it like Beckham" was the name of a film in which a female football player learns to play football really well, or something (I never saw the film). Beckham's a football icon as you probably know, and "bend it" means kick a curving shot (generally from a corner or free kick).

Personally I'll take the "you look stupid in this video" one please!
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Postby Klokwurk » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:31 pm

Haha!

I'm intruiged by "the next ghost, we'll let you stay on. And we'll make an awful good".

Sounds like somethign from an RPG. Maybe they mean Lawful Good?
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Postby Elle » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:07 pm

Me and Nick recently disocovered the joys of looking through the spam folder, I've come across some beauties! "Ellen Moss, enlong your schlong!" was probably my favourite.
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Postby Beraton » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:07 pm

Bah! All I get these days is an offer of software in chinese. :\
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Postby Klokwurk » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:05 pm

For some reason 99% of mine are for watches or drugs.

Fw: - Worm out at once

Hear your lady shriek with desire

genuine artifacts

Goodness fun filled party pen\s

rubrication

I have bigger balls than you

stabla

Gain a huge cannon for love

assedier

The giant rose from my boxers

Never visit the doctor again

"Just as young Ben Franklin, on arriving in New York City from Boston
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